In a nutshell? Well, if you insist: run away. Just as quickly as you can, as your favorite means of transportation would carry you, run the heck away from here. Yes, I know, Coliseum, Forro Romano, this, that and the Trevi fountain: come back when the tour agencies are all bankrupt and gone off the face of the planet together with the cheerful crowds that they pump through their pipes of joy.